Corrupt a wish game

[sabretooth]

Granted, but it explodes when your out working

I wish Prim wasn't such an idiot

[Sunshine]

Granted but then you end up falling for him and major Slash fanfic starts.

I wish I could find my balance.

[kimura]

Granted, but then you fall off the balance and take over the world forcing everyone to cook or die.

I wish Bobbi would beat the crap out of Cap

[Devastation]

Granted, but then she kills him and his loyal servant Bucky kills her.

I wish I didn't have to look at that Bikini Bootcamp sig... T_T

[bobbi]

Granted but then you go blind and can't look at anything.

I wish I could beat the crap out of Cap.

[Spider-Man]

Granted but now he has a crush on you and turns into America's Greatest Stalker.

I wish that Capt would get that Shield out of his butt.

[Devastation]

Granted, but then instead of being a stiff he comes out as a gay rapist and attacks you.

I wish I had a huge walk in closet full of clothes.

[Echo]

granted, but its all filled with show costumes from the play Romeo and Juliet

I wish I could hear music

[Devastation]

Granted, but it's all covers sang by a guy off pitch with no actual instruments, just his voice.

I wish I was... um... more awesome than awesome sauce?

[barton]

Granted, but you become so awesome that us regular folk can't stand to be near you.

I wish I didn't always seem to attract the Crazy weirdos or Skrulls.

[Magma]

Granted, but then you find yourself attracted to them.

I wish I could see the future

[kimura]

Granted, but then you'll go crazy from what you know

I wish to destroy the Facility

[Viscid]

Granted, but then you realize your life was tied to the Facility and you die too.


I wish I could speak again.

[Morphia]

Granted but you only speak a language you don' understand.

I wish I hadn't lost my child.

[Echo]

Granted, but your Child is now a zombie.

I wish I had a family.