Terrible RPers!

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[/b] do and so loosely, too, it has almost lost it's meaning), a ridiculous plot, or just off the wall powers or techniques that make no sense whatsoever!

I'll kick us off with three particular things:

[li]The first would have to be a character who was on a Marvel forum. The young lady had made an original character who could turn into any animal, which didn't seem strange. However she would really push the boundaries when she'd just change a limb or one part of her, like once she had a hawk eye and a spider eye. But that wasn't the part that just oozed with ridiculousness, no...

When she turned into a shark with pterodactyl wings and human lungs and attacked the X-Men, that was when it went to beyond ridiculousness.

[/li][li]A forum I once found while clicking ads on various sites brought me to a website where, well, how do I put this? It was basically a cheap way of getting slash-themed RP with this plot:

The Scarlet Witch says, "No More Women", and so all women vanish and the world is left with men. Characters that were once female turn into males and, well, because of this sudden change (which they said was caused by the atmospheric pressure influencing hormones) they all became homosexual and predatory.

Very eerie stuff, though I give them semi-props for at least trying to explain it.

[/li][li]This one is about someone taking too many liberties with a canon character, and is a tale I say a lot. Some may already know this, but it MUST be shared...

On a Marvel forum, there was someone registering for Wolverine. His profile was in order and good, but he had one particular detail that bothered the staff - he wanted to have an Adamantium penis!

Yes, you read right. An ADAMANTIUM PENIS, as in a ding-dong with the same material as his skeleton.

He had three paragraphs detailed on how this was. To paraphrase it, there was a tube that sent liquefied Adamantium into his privates and immediately hardened, giving him a fully erect tool of destruction.

Now as if this wasn't off the wall enough, he demanded he be allowed to have this as it was essential to Wolverine. He claimed with an Adamantium penis he could pierce people through the head by jumping on their shoulders.

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• Some bizarre pairings I have encountered on Marvel forums:
  
  Xavier x Rogue
  What makes this one so bad isn't just who the two are, it is the associating factors along with it.
  
  Here Xavier was able to walk when Rogue was around, as the Rogue RPer didn't quite grasp how her powers work, and had mentioned Rogue could give powers to people. In this case, she gave Xavier the ability to walk... which I didn't know was a power, but apparently it was.
  
  To thank her, Xavier wanted to have sex with her. By doing so he could... and I am NOT making this up... "implant you with my telepath seed", which would nullify her powers around anyone she wanted.
  
  Beast x Gambit
  This one was just... wow.
  
  Apparently Beast was in heat, being like he is. Well Gambit supposedly had just finished working out in the gym, and was sweating. The sweat made Beast get super aroused, more so than he already was, and the two of them wound up doing it on the gym floor.
  
  Now, this may sound strange, but it gets worse. Gambit wound up getting AIDS from Beast, yet Beast never had it. They ran some tests and determined Beast now had the ability to give out diseases based on the genetic make up of a mutant, be it through a transplant or sex. These diseases were formed by alien parasites that injected themselves into Beast and, upon being completed, made him feral so he'd rape people and infect them.
  
  Colossus x Magik
  Siblings, so this is incest.
  
  If that doesn't grind your gear, this next part will. Colossus got his sister pregnant, she carried the child until she gave birth, and when she did the child grew fully at that very moment. He had claws like Wolverine, optic blasts like Cyclops, could teleport like Nightcrawler, was super intelligent like Beast, and had telekinesis more powerful than the Phoenix.
  
  This was explained due to Colossus being in metal form during the deed, which meant he had "super semen" and Magik being, well, magic, just enhanced that to have a mega mutant baby. Also due to their bloodlines being pure, it made the child have mutant powers without any drawbacks - something they claimed held back so many other mutants.
  
  I have more, but some are too graphic or so bad, they need to be saved for another time.
  
  
• On a particular forum I visited, the plot was Dr. Doom had made the entire world sex fiends with a new device of his. In response the heroes of the world just basically screwed each other's brains out, and... Doom took over the world. It was just an attempt at cybering, though it did include DC characters.
  
  
• Encountered a X-Men site where they lost their powers, which seemed interesting at first, but quickly turned sour when...
  
  ... in place of their powers, they gained the ability to turn into animals. Wolverine I must note, could become a bear, and Xavier was a puma. Most hilariously, Iceman was a mole.
  
  This wouldn't have been so bad if the reasoning behind the plot was something else. According to the administrator, the powers were taken away because she didn't understand all of them, and it would be easier if everybody had a power she did understand. Ironically she only RP'd original characters, admitted to knowing nothing about Marvel, and all her OCs - ALL SIX OF THEM - could turn into animals.

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I once met a player, he took up Scarlet Witch, who was now covered in tattoo's which often changed, he also kidnapped and raped Storm, because, as Wanda put it "I've never made a porno before" so yes, it was rape she recorded. She also started a giant orgy in a bar after losing a game of pool or something.

[Kitten]

Gosh those are disturbing .....i don't have anything interesting but reading those eh......Dude!!!

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• Another OC incident, one of which I still find absolutely atrocious.
  
  This young lady (it always seems to be the females who make the worst OCs) decided she wanted to have the power of time travel. Now I'm not in favor of certain powers, because they can't really be RP'd fairly, which is probably the one thing difficult to translate from comic books to role playing.
  
  Anyway, she would in all her threads go into the past and change history. Nothing like allowing Hitler to win World War II, but petty things like preventing Character A from meeting Character B so she could hook up with them. This already sounds bad, but it gets worse.
  
  She happened to get mad at a fellow member, so she goes back in time and has sex with her father so that the said character will be her daughter. First of all, this is absolutely stupid and highly unlikely, but she made it happen and there was a big fight about it.
  
  The Administrator got involved and said, if someone has the power, it happens. So if time travel girl got mad at you, she'd go back in time, screw your father and make you her child.
  
  
• Yet another OC.
  
  This time the character was able to turn into a wolf (I've noticed a pattern, most people who turn into animals - statistic wise - tend to have the most fouls against them), and that seemed fine and dandy.
  
  But...
  
  She took it a little further, and was able to turn anything she touched into a wolf as well. Not just people, but inanimate objects as well, like a chair or the street she was walking on. Yes, she walked down the street and turned it into a really big wolf.
  
  Now, you may be thinking, "Wow, that's pretty bad." But it gets worse, trust me, much worse.
  
  She could telepathically control them, and give them elemental powers. So we had wolves shooting fire out of their eyes, shooting ice blasts from their mouths, and emitting lightning off their bodies. She also made them capable of howling a specific note, so that people would fall in love with her, as she needed a "Wolf King".
  
  
• And a third bad OC to dwell on.
  
  This character had super strength, which wasn't too bad. Unfortunately they had to take it a step further, and claim they were not only a government experiment but an experiment of both Magneto and Xavier. He had Adamantium, Vibranium, and Carbonadium all mixed into his bones... which if you know how these metals are, that wouldn't work.
  
  Anyway, he insisted that he could go find these metals and replace his broken or worn out parts. This was the first indication something was wrong, as I do not recall these metals needing to be replaced from wear and tear. What was more ridiculous was how he got them, he made a deal with the Black Panther by agreeing to protect him from danger in exchange for all these metals.
  
  Finally, he had so much Adamantium at his disposal he had guns, knives, belt buckles, a car, and even sunglasses made out of them. It was so outrageous but it got approved.

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• I'll try and keep this one as short as possible, though it may be difficult for me.
  
  This particular incident begins after a fellow registered as an OC (who are beginning to develop a bad reputation, aren't they?) and was chatting in the C-Box. Nothing out of the ordinary until he asked for a thread, and he got some interest whom all asked what he'd like to do...
  
  His response?
  
  "I'd like to have someone tell my character how good he is."
  
  His exact words, and what he wanted. Basically he said that his character needed a female (no males) to constantly praise him, telling him that he was the best there was. He said that he was a good RPer, so he was used to people constantly letting him know IC and OOC.
  
  
• This one has to do with a Vegeta on a DragonBall Z forum I was on. The player was female, a big Yaoi fan, and liked to write fanfics, so she wound up changing Vegeta's entire history to match her fanfic.
  
  Basically the Prince of Saiyajins became a lonely whiner who caught a glimpse of Goku as a child, fell in love, and needed to be reunited. What made this situation all the worse was, the forum had to change their history as Vegeta never came to Earth with Nappa around the beginning of DragonBall Z. So this took away the connection to Frieza, as well as everything in the show.
  
  The most disturbing aspect? Vegeta needing Goku to impregnate him, so they could begin a pure Saiyajin race once again.
  
  M-Preg as they call it, or male pregnancy. Just odd.
  
  
• Very short, but it doesn't need to be elaborated on.
  
  Member joins as Jean Grey... and they kill Cyclops, then eat him by orders of the Phoenix.
  
  Yeah... not much else to really say, except she got kicked off the site.

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Wow that is some crazy ass stuff

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• On another forum I was browsing, deciding if I wanted to join or not, a Magneto was constantly breaking into the X-Mansion to find Jubilee, whom he developed a crush on.
  
  He was afraid of water due to being splashed with it as a kid by his father a lot, for being a mutant. First of all, this doesn't make much sense, his father was killed during the Holocaust most likely. Yet, somehow, his father used to abuse him by throwing buckets of water on him. This made Magneto deathly afraid of water, and he sought Jubilee to help him, since she was from California - a state near water - and could help him because of this.
  
  Ultimately, Jubilee wound up having sex with him, and Magneto overcame his fear of water. Strangely, he didn't get scared of water-powered mutants...
  
  On a side note he did have a funny catch phrase, which he said upon lifting something and throwing it:
  
  "Take the weight of my ___!"
  
  In the blank, insert whatever he was throwing.
  
  
• Thor.
  
  What can you say? About this one, a lot.
  
  This particular Norse God liked to drink, nothing unusual so far, right? Well, that's about to change, because when Thor drank a lot he would go into a drunken rampage and destroy anything near him. He would challenge any and all to fight him, but only on a certain condition, if they lost, they would have to appease him sexually.
  
  The strange thing is, he would take anyone. Male, female, alien, whatever. He didn't really care. But what makes this so particularly strange is, he would only do this when drunk, but his player said it was to find the mightiest womb for his future offspring.
  
  Now keep in mind something, he took anyone who challenged him. Male, female, alien, whatever. If, say, a male lost, they'd get pumped full of man juice and become pregnant, destined to carry Thor Junior.
  
  
• Another Wolverine story.
  
  This Wolverine wasn't anything off the wall, he just liked sniffing farts. Yeah, you read that right, he enjoyed sniffing gaseous fumes from the rectum.

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