Funny cbox quotes

[Pestilence]

You all know the deal... anything funny you see in the cbox, post it here!

Rogue: ....yall school is messed up. Like, more than a crippled hound dog drunk on mooshine.
Emma: Rouge...your hick is showing

[Nightcrawler]

Iceman: Yeah! Be nice to Bobby! If you're GOING to put me in an abyss I at LEAST deserve to be fed either before, during, or after.
Shadowcat: Be nice to Bobby!
Iceman: *gets up, shrugs and gets himself a hot pocket*
Cloak: Idiot
Cloak: *has drained him to near death. tosses him back out*
Iceman: So... is that a no on the hot pocket?
Cloak: *images of family and friends being slaughtered amongst other things while being drained*
Iceman: *is already living ice. not sure how much worse it can get* Can someone at least get me a hot pocket?
Shadowcat: *stretches*
Cloak: *Iceman's life force is being drain whil his nightmares come to life*
Iceman: Hrm Roomy.
Cloak: *engulfs Iceman*
Iceman: Meep.
Cloak: *opens his cloak revealing nothing but darkness. walks towards Iceman*

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[Tarot]

White Phoenix: -revives all and restores the C-box-
6 Jul 09, 03:56
Typhoid: I'm still alive
6 Jul 09, 03:55
Ghost Vixen: >.> only shed find the good in being dead...im a virgin still!!!
6 Jul 09, 03:55
Ghost!Tarot: *pauses* I cant drink my bay breeze anymore! ahhh!!
6 Jul 09, 03:55
Typhoid: *points and laughs at dead people*
6 Jul 09, 03:55
Ghost!Pixie: weee! This is fun!
6 Jul 09, 03:55
Ghost!Toad: Yes.
6 Jul 09, 03:55
Ghost!Pixie: Look what I can do! *pokes head through wall*
6 Jul 09, 03:55
White Phoenix: ...Oh dear. My bad side came out again, didn't it?
6 Jul 09, 03:54
Ghost!Toad: *sighs and rubs the bridge of his ghost nose*
6 Jul 09, 03:54
Death: *in mind reading*
6 Jul 09, 03:54
Ghost!Pixie: Booo! I'm a spooky ghost!
6 Jul 09, 03:54
Ghost Magma: *fly's around*
6 Jul 09, 03:54
Ghost!Toad: ...Can we be alive now?
6 Jul 09, 03:54
Ghost/Vixen: *facepalm*
6 Jul 09, 03:54
Ghost Cannonball: Freak
6 Jul 09, 03:54
Ghost!Toad: D:
6 Jul 09, 03:54
Ghost!Tarot: *floats around, bored*
6 Jul 09, 03:53
White Phoenix: Ah, I feel much better. Darn charlie horses....
6 Jul 09, 03:53
Death: *snaps his leg*
6 Jul 09, 03:53
Ghost!Tarot: I guess thats a no.
6 Jul 09, 03:53
Ghost/Vixen: *sits floating in the air* now what am i to do?
6 Jul 09, 03:53
Mimic: She probably just avoid it or block it Sam
6 Jul 09, 03:53
Ghost!Tarot: ... damn. Does anyone have any phoenix down?
6 Jul 09, 03:53
Cannonball: *kicks Death*
6 Jul 09, 03:53
Ghost!Toad: God.
6 Jul 09, 03:53
Cannonball: Jeez
6 Jul 09, 03:53
Mimic: Gee thanx Death
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Death: She pissed herself off.
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Ghost!Tarot: I thought the bond of being a fellow red head would save me!
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Ghost!Toad: You pissed off Phoenix, that's what!
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Magma: you pissed her off
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Death: How so?
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Magma: This is all Deaths doing
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Ghost/Vixen: okay...
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Ghost!Tarot: I thought i'd be done with it in canon, but nooooo
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Mimic: (doesn't killing everyone mean she kills herself too? I mean she is someone isn't she?)
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Ghost!Tarot: This dying thing hurts!
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Ghost!Toad: happened*
6 Jul 09, 03:52
Ghost!Toad: Death hapened.
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Iceman: What HAPPENED To set her off?
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Ghost!Tarot: Damnit!
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Ghost!Toad: ...
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Toad: Thank God. *sits up and rubs his sore back, only to be killed again*
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Dark Phoenix: -Kills Calvin and kills everyone else-
Magma: Most likely
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Tarot: *is watching as well* Magma... think we're gonna die?
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Iceman: *reforms* ...
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Mimic: *mimics Dark Phoenix and brings everyone back to life*
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Dark Phoenix: I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!! -cellphone rings and she answers-
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Death: *continues in mind reading*
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Vixen: *is hurled into tree*
6 Jul 09, 03:51
Ghost!Toad: D:< What did I do?!
6 Jul 09, 03:50
Magma: *watchs as everyone is killed*
6 Jul 09, 03:50
Tarot: ....
6 Jul 09, 03:50
Ghost!Toad: GOD. DAMN. IT.
6 Jul 09, 03:50
Dark Phoenix: -hurls Vixen into a tree-
6 Jul 09, 03:50
Toad: x-X
6 Jul 09, 03:50
Dark Phoenix: -uses TK to snap Toad's Spine-
6 Jul 09, 03:50
Vixen: *mews*
6 Jul 09, 03:49
Death: *reading in her head*
6 Jul 09, 03:49
Magma: Damn....
6 Jul 09, 03:49
Tarot: *peers out of the window of the summoned Tower* ... Ahh! Mr. Guthrie is dead!
6 Jul 09, 03:49
Colossus: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *soars off into space*
6 Jul 09, 03:49
Toad: *flopped on the ground* I hate you all...
6 Jul 09, 03:49
Vixen: >.>
6 Jul 09, 03:49
Dark Phoenix: -falco punches Colossus into Space-
6 Jul 09, 03:49
Magma: *is still alive as well*
6 Jul 09, 03:49
Pixie:
6 Jul 09, 03:48
Colossus: *is taking a nap in metal form and doesn't know what is going on*
6 Jul 09, 03:48
Toad: WHY?!
6 Jul 09, 03:48
Cannonball: *is dead now*
6 Jul 09, 03:48
Dark Phoenix: -destroys the lake-
6 Jul 09, 03:48
Tarot: *doesn't have an air tank* o.o
6 Jul 09, 03:47
Magma: *is happy she's underground*
6 Jul 09, 03:47
Archangel: *is turned to KFC extra crispy*
6 Jul 09, 03:47
Cannonball: *has air tank*
6 Jul 09, 03:47
Vixen: *watchs the flames underwater*
6 Jul 09, 03:47
Toad: *was underwater*
6 Jul 09, 03:46
Death: *continues reading*
6 Jul 09, 03:46
Dark Phoenix: -Meteors fly towards the C-box- DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE........!!!!!!!!!! -c-box engulfs in hellish flames-
6 Jul 09, 03:46
Death: *rereads a book in her mind*
6 Jul 09, 03:46
Pixie: ... Bobby? You alive? o.o
6 Jul 09, 03:46
Toad: !! *is so glad he can hold his breath longer than a normal person*
6 Jul 09, 03:45
Archangel: *worships Dark Phoenix as the god she is*
6 Jul 09, 03:45
Vixen: *grabs toad and pulls him under*
6 Jul 09, 03:45
Archangel: *sees the carnage and destruction* Awesome
6 Jul 09, 03:45
Pixie: o.o
6 Jul 09, 03:45
Tarot: *hopes the bond of being a fellow red-head will save her from Dark Phoenix*
6 Jul 09, 03:45
Iceman: *is apparently demolished since he had no clue what the hell is going on*
6 Jul 09, 03:44
Cannonball: *is hiding from DP*
6 Jul 09, 03:44
Toad: *floats on his back*
6 Jul 09, 03:44
Tarot: *dives into the Lake too*
6 Jul 09, 03:44
Tarot: !
6 Jul 09, 03:44
Death: *tentacles engulf her acting as a shield*
6 Jul 09, 03:44
Cannonball: *Jumps into lake as well*
6 Jul 09, 03:43
Vixen: *dives into lake*
6 Jul 09, 03:43
Magma: *goes underground*
6 Jul 09, 03:43
Tarot: *ducks and covers*
6 Jul 09, 03:43
Death: I see
6 Jul 09, 03:43
Dark Phoenix: -summons asteroids to demolish the C-box-

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[rogue]

6 Jul 09, 20:54
Exodus: Nobody wants a whore that's been kicked out a window
6 Jul 09, 20:53
Typhoid: long time ago before I was kicked out a window
6 Jul 09, 20:52
Magma: O.o they let you work in a whore house?
6 Jul 09, 20:51
Typhoid: *smacks Exodus* That's for violating me I don't work in a brothel anymore

bottom to top. I lol'd.

[jean]

6 Jul 09, 22:48
Typhoid: *has Canada to herself again* MINE!!!
6 Jul 09, 22:47
Slipstream: *teleports them to Hawaii*
6 Jul 09, 22:47
Jubilee: : D
6 Jul 09, 22:47
Slipstream: Ya won't have to.
6 Jul 09, 22:47
Tarot: hahaha
6 Jul 09, 22:47
Cannonball: *falls off the couch laughing*
6 Jul 09, 22:46
Jubilee: I don't want to scissor my boyfriend >_<
6 Jul 09, 22:46
Typhoid: very
6 Jul 09, 22:46
Tarot: hahaha
6 Jul 09, 22:46
Slipstream: *stops, puts on clothes*
6 Jul 09, 22:46
Magma: He'll be peeing funny then wont he?
6 Jul 09, 22:46
Jubilee: NUUUUU!
6 Jul 09, 22:46
Tarot: o.o
6 Jul 09, 22:45
Typhoid: You keep doing that and its going to freeze and break off
6 Jul 09, 22:45
Jubilee: -bounces on Logan's back- piggy back ride!
6 Jul 09, 22:45
Slipstream: But yea it actually is pretty effin cold up here. *continues naked cartwheels*
6 Jul 09, 22:45
Tarot: back!
6 Jul 09, 22:44
Slipstream: damn
6 Jul 09, 22:44
Cannonball: We sent her there last week
6 Jul 09, 22:44
Slipstream: How the hell can she see us in Canada?
6 Jul 09, 22:44
Typhoid: *looks at Slip* must be cold in here
6 Jul 09, 22:43
Slipstream: *smiles and twirls in front of her*
6 Jul 09, 22:43
Jubilee: Davis, put your porksword away
6 Jul 09, 22:43
Magma: *turns up the heat and leans back*
6 Jul 09, 22:42
Slipstream: *naked cartwheel*

[havok]

14 Jul 09, 04:51
Slipstream: *grumbles*
14 Jul 09, 04:50
Scion: *laughs a bit at Slips' expense*

14 Jul 09, 04:50
Iceman: Hey man, you're the one reachin for my snowcones!
14 Jul 09, 04:49
Slipstream: ew

14 Jul 09, 04:48
Iceman: ((*couldn't resist*))

14 Jul 09, 04:48
Iceman: At least buy me dinner first!
14 Jul 09, 04:47
Slipstream: *takes snowballs*

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[shadowcat]

Scion: Exactly. It's nothing personal. But apparently it makes me a dick and a man whore.
Northstar: But I like dicks
Northstar: Er.....I mean personality wise

Ooooh JP...

[Iceman]

27 Jul 09, 23:45
Northstar: Nice going Rogue *writes in diary* "And then Bobby started crying and hiding again. I expect an Ice fortress will arrive soon
27 Jul 09, 23:43
Iceman: *crying is heard from under the floor*
27 Jul 09, 23:41
Iceman: *already hid the moment he heard the S-word*
27 Jul 09, 23:39
Northstar: *glares back* It was an accident and I wasn't the one that let herself get replaced by an S word
27 Jul 09, 23:38
Rogue: -glares at Northstar- hmph
27 Jul 09, 23:34
Tarot: back
27 Jul 09, 23:34
Tarot: lol
27 Jul 09, 23:31
Northstar: So.....see any good skrulls lately? MOVIES! I meant movies

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[kimura]

14 Sep 09, 03:39
Kimura: You hillbillys and your in breeding
14 Sep 09, 03:39
Pixie: Not funny. Hilarious!
14 Sep 09, 03:39
Cannonball: Not even funny
14 Sep 09, 03:38
Nassr: *laughs hard*
14 Sep 09, 03:38
Kimura: maybe you should do something about it
14 Sep 09, 03:38
Nightcrawler: *laughing and german is heard from somewhere*
14 Sep 09, 03:38
Kimura: Sounds like your little sister is in heat Sammy
14 Sep 09, 03:38
Pixie: *laughs hysterically*
14 Sep 09, 03:37
Nightcrawler: *excuses himself to laugh his blue butt off*
14 Sep 09, 03:37
Nassr: *looks around*
14 Sep 09, 03:37
Cannonball: >.>
14 Sep 09, 03:36
Husk: Oooo, who's this lil' hottie?
14 Sep 09, 03:36
Cannonball: *wonders why his sister is upside down*

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[Sunshine]

Kimura: Its spouse to be the other way

14 Sep 09, 01:20
Pixie: Ha

14 Sep 09, 01:20
Kimura: Some how this ended up backwords

14 Sep 09, 01:19
Sunshine: *whispers to Pixie* I think I scare her....

14 Sep 09, 01:18
Kimura: try it and see what happens

14 Sep 09, 01:17
Sunshine: *looks at Kimura* Do you need a hug?

[mollyhayes]

15 Sep 09, 00:22
Kimura: uhhh...ok...
15 Sep 09, 00:21
Arana: She stuck it out at me
15 Sep 09, 00:21
Kimura: *follows Nassr* Why are you slapping tongues?
15 Sep 09, 00:19
Kitty: *Yelps in surprise and pulls it back in*
15 Sep 09, 00:19
Nassr: *wanders back out*
15 Sep 09, 00:19
Cannonball: oh ok then
15 Sep 09, 00:19
Arana: Yes I did
15 Sep 09, 00:18
Molly Hayes: Did you just slap her tongue? O.o
15 Sep 09, 00:18
Arana: *slaps her tongue*
15 Sep 09, 00:17
Kitty: *Turns head and sticks tongue out at Arana*

[kimura]

21 Sep 09, 03:19
Kimura: think we should have told Emma about the cameras in the showers?
Toad: *snerk*
21 Sep 09, 03:23
Cannonball: *laughs*
21 Sep 09, 03:23
Emma: What!?! *storms off again*
21 Sep 09, 03:23
Kimura: You still smell like puke
21 Sep 09, 03:22
Emma: I'm sure you would think that, urchin
21 Sep 09, 03:22
Cannonball: hehehehehe
21 Sep 09, 03:22
Kimura: same thing
21 Sep 09, 03:22
Emma: Bottle? Don't insult me, I go to high end salons for my dye jobs
21 Sep 09, 03:21
Kimura: bottle blonde too
21 Sep 09, 03:21
Emma: What in the world makes you think you DIDN'T tell me? *taps forehead* Telepath, remember?
21 Sep 09, 03:20
Cannonball: Its what she gets
21 Sep 09, 03:20
Cannonball: Nope
21 Sep 09, 03:19
Toad: *pats her back and goes back to laughing*
21 Sep 09, 03:18
X: *still laughing*
21 Sep 09, 03:18
Toad: Ow~
21 Sep 09, 03:17
Cannonball: Score one for Kimura
21 Sep 09, 03:16
Kimura: *kicks Toad when he's not looking* that's for playing with my boobs
21 Sep 09, 03:15
Toad: o-o
21 Sep 09, 03:14
X: *leans on Toad crying with laughter*
21 Sep 09, 03:14
Toad: XDD
21 Sep 09, 03:13
X: *bursts out laughing*
21 Sep 09, 03:13
X: *blinks again*
21 Sep 09, 03:13
X: did Kimura just throw up..?
21 Sep 09, 03:13
X: *blinks*
21 Sep 09, 03:12
Cannonball: *laughs*
21 Sep 09, 03:11
Kimura: Its what you get
21 Sep 09, 03:11
Emma: *storms away muttering about a hot shower and new designer clothes*
21 Sep 09, 03:11
Toad: ...*misses the boobs*
21 Sep 09, 03:11
Sage: HA
21 Sep 09, 03:11
Toad: *laughs*
21 Sep 09, 03:11
Emma: oh, you have GOT to be kidding me!
21 Sep 09, 03:11
Kimura: *get's sick on Emma*
21 Sep 09, 03:10
Kimura: -_-
21 Sep 09, 03:10
Toad: *is woozy*
21 Sep 09, 03:10
Sage: what?
21 Sep 09, 03:10
Toad: ...
21 Sep 09, 03:10
Toad: The one YOU'RE in?!
21 Sep 09, 03:10
Emma: well, in that case... *switches back*
21 Sep 09, 03:10
Toad: ...about MY body??
21 Sep 09, 03:10
Kimura: what you said
21 Sep 09, 03:09
Toad: Why?!
21 Sep 09, 03:09
Kimura: I'm going to kill you Toad when I get my body back
21 Sep 09, 03:09
Toad: *is frustrated*
21 Sep 09, 03:09
Toad: >-<
21 Sep 09, 03:09
X: *throws herself in front of "Kimura's" bullet*
21 Sep 09, 03:09
Toad: Jus' not a pretty face...
21 Sep 09, 03:08
Emma: *is slimed*
21 Sep 09, 03:08
Toad: I HAVE A HOT BODY. I DO.
21 Sep 09, 03:08
Cannonball: O__o
21 Sep 09, 03:08
Toad: *snipes emma*
21 Sep 09, 03:08
Kimura: *spits slime at Emma*
21 Sep 09, 03:08
Emma: Oh yes, because thats SUCH a temptation I'm sure
21 Sep 09, 03:07
Kimura: You don't see me playing with myself do you?
21 Sep 09, 03:07
Toad: *squish*
21 Sep 09, 03:07
Emma: *smirks*
21 Sep 09, 03:07
Toad: I can't help it! They're jus'...THERE.
21 Sep 09, 03:07
Kimura: Stop playig with my boobs
21 Sep 09, 03:07
Kimura: ..........
21 Sep 09, 03:06
Toad: *horror
21 Sep 09, 03:06
Kimura: *hops around*
21 Sep 09, 03:06
Emma: *facepalms*
21 Sep 09, 03:06
Toad: *is in horor*
21 Sep 09, 03:06
Toad: D8
21 Sep 09, 03:06
Toad: ...*stares down at boobs* ...*squishes them just to make sure* ! *jumps* I FELT THAT
21 Sep 09, 03:06
Sunshine: *refrains from hugging Toady in Kimura's body*
21 Sep 09, 03:06
Kimura: Hate you so much
21 Sep 09, 03:05
Toad: Holy crap...
21 Sep 09, 03:05
Toad: o-O
21 Sep 09, 03:05
Emma: *switches Toad's and Kimura's minds into each other's bodies*

[Echo]

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12 Oct 09, 08:00
Mimic: *collapes on the couch* God this is exhausting, I think my healing factor is almost worn out for tonight

12 Oct 09, 08:00
Monet: ((everyone protect the deaf girl!))

12 Oct 09, 08:00
Hiro: (good one)

12 Oct 09, 08:00
Chance: *gives her a soft kiss*

12 Oct 09, 08:00
Echo: *wakes up* Wow, that was different

12 Oct 09, 08:00
Hiro: (AhhhhxD)

12 Oct 09, 08:00
Bender: Guys stand down and leave him alone. It's his decision not yours.

12 Oct 09, 08:00
Echo: ((lol ))

12 Oct 09, 08:00
Mimic: I already healed her, she'll be fine Chance

12 Oct 09, 07:59
Morphia: See how quickly they turn on you Hiro.

12 Oct 09, 07:59
Monet: punches*

12 Oct 09, 07:59
Monet: -puches Hiro through a wall- Idk.

12 Oct 09, 07:59
Madrox: *glowers at the electric emo* dude.

12 Oct 09, 07:59
Chance: Maya! *drops down next to her*

12 Oct 09, 07:59
Morphia: I don't think your friend likes me Hiro. *takes cup of tea*

12 Oct 09, 07:59
Hiro: dang it why can't I do anything right?!

12 Oct 09, 07:59
Hiro: O.O

12 Oct 09, 07:59
Mimic: *glares at lightning bolt* Fine, clean up your own mess next time Hiro *Sees Maya* Damn it! *heals her*

12 Oct 09, 07:58
Bender: Hiro*

12 Oct 09, 07:58
Bender: *rests her chin on the table and takes the tea* Thank you, Hir.

12 Oct 09, 07:58
Echo: O.o * is electrocuted*

12 Oct 09, 07:58
Chance: Oh I heard about that. Kelly nearly got fried.

12 Oct 09, 07:58
Morphia: I don't have to argue with you, we'll do as we please so stay out of it. *walks into Kitchen*

12 Oct 09, 07:58
Hiro: -then fire a lightning bolt inbetween the two- I said enough....

12 Oct 09, 07:57
Mimic: When he gets hurt and starts trying to hurt himself and destroy the place it becomes my buisness

[ayden1]

This isn't a quote, but let it be known that the C-box reached a new level of chaos on...

November the 1st, 1:30am - Around 2:40am

This chaos included:
- LOTS of making out. Girl/Guy, Girl/Girl AND Guy/Guy
- LOTS of fighting. Robots, Hydra agents, catfights.
- A rather nice dinner between Mystique and Tony Stark
- Selene misting from Captain America's and Clint's pants
- Twilight fanboys/girls
- A 100ft Wasp
- Necrophilia (*Shudders*)
- Nukes...lots of nukes.
- Nukes...in Madame Hydra's pants, courtesy of Spidey
- Clint being made out with 6 times. 5 of them being girls...Heh.
- The DEATH of Captain America! ZOMG!!!

I'd like to thank the following members for making this hour of fun possible:

Madame Hydra
Spidey
Echo
Clint Barton
Captain America
Brand
Ms. Marvel
Hiro
Kimura
Black Cat
Mega Fan Girl
Hydra Agents
Dom
Scarlett Witch
Northstar
Brandi
Colossus
Archangel
Mystique
Iron Man
Wasp
...did I miss anyone?

[Iceman]

Barton: *doesn't need a shower. Smells like victory.*

4 Nov 09, 00:36
Creed: *pushes Kim and Nassr into the other backroom*

4 Nov 09, 00:35
Nymph: I'll give you an hour to get over it. *smirks and goes to grab a shower*

4 Nov 09, 00:35
Prim: If you're trying to use reverse psychology, it won't work. I don't sleep with women that were bed with a different guy twenty minutes ago.

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