Funny cbox quotes

[rogue]

4 Nov 09, 16:55
Kimura: at those get togethers they'll be talking about you all the time
4 Nov 09, 16:54
Kimura: and you wont be invited to any of the family get togethers
4 Nov 09, 16:54
Madrox: Well, odder than usual, anyways.
4 Nov 09, 16:53
Kimura: And all your friends and family will be giving you odd looks for the rest of your life
4 Nov 09, 16:52
Madrox: I know. I could just see it on her headstone "Found out her only grandson made fecal porn"
4 Nov 09, 16:50
Kimura: And the last thing you would want is your grandma having a heart attack because of that
4 Nov 09, 16:50
Madrox: Too much work. And I think if anyone told my grandma about that... she'd have a heart attack.
4 Nov 09, 16:49
Madrox: yeah and I don't want to have to do that.
4 Nov 09, 16:48
Kimura: Then you'll have to change your number and all that stuff
4 Nov 09, 16:46
Madrox: or get a whole new list of clientel that I just don't want to deal with.
4 Nov 09, 16:46
Kimura: Good because your empire might fall if you did
4 Nov 09, 16:38
Madrox: i will never do poop smut.
4 Nov 09, 16:37
Kimura: That's good to know
4 Nov 09, 16:37
Madrox: never.
4 Nov 09, 16:36
Kimura: I hope your not planning on adding that to your porn empire
4 Nov 09, 16:32
Kimura: And that's a whole new kind of ew
4 Nov 09, 16:31
Madrox: unless you know... whatever dame he's after is into that.
4 Nov 09, 16:30
Kimura: Its gonna be hard to be a lady's man when he's stuck on the can
4 Nov 09, 16:24
Madrox: nice.
4 Nov 09, 16:19
Kimura: If he asks why it tastes funny tell him its a new kind of taco you found online
4 Nov 09, 16:18
Madrox: I might just have to try that.
4 Nov 09, 16:17
Kimura: You wanna see amusement put a bottle of exlax in Hawkeyes taco's
4 Nov 09, 16:15
Madrox: *rolls eyes* I know he's not dumb. he's naive. a flaw I exploit for my own amusement.
4 Nov 09, 16:14
Kimura: Just pointing it out
4 Nov 09, 16:13
Madrox: *blinks* You're sticking up for him?
4 Nov 09, 16:11
Kimura: He's not as dumb as you think he is
4 Nov 09, 16:08
Madrox: pfft.
4 Nov 09, 16:07
Kimura: Think he would pick up on it this time
4 Nov 09, 16:06
Madrox: whaaat? That was hilarious last time.
4 Nov 09, 16:02
Kimura: *shakes head*
4 Nov 09, 15:58
Madrox: *plants the spray paint in kurt's recycling bin*

Bottom to top. XD

[marko]

Nymph giving the proverbial SNAP DOWN on Iron Fist in the C-Box
Read from bottom to top of course.


7 Nov 09, 23:47
Nymph: Sorry, the shop has closed. We will be open again to meet your needs this time next never.

7 Nov 09, 23:46
Iron Fist: *sighs even though he can pay for it and then some* FIne

7 Nov 09, 23:46
Spidey: 0_0, *Grabbing Felicia he keeps her legs wrapped around his waist as he waves to Lady M and heads to the back room*

7 Nov 09, 23:46
Echo: Okay, you're right I didn't even tell you. I'm sorry

7 Nov 09, 23:46
Lady Mastermind: :waves to Spidey and Hiro: How are you all? :sits on the couch:

7 Nov 09, 23:46
Nymph: Actually that was letting him off cheap.

7 Nov 09, 23:46
Hiro: She's high classed? -sits down and looks at the paper again-

7 Nov 09, 23:46
Felicia: No picture for the Bugle. -grabs Spidey and squeezes-

7 Nov 09, 23:45
Nymph: *shrugs and closes up her portfolio and puts it back into her bag then looks at him* You don't want it, no skin of my nose. Have fun. *gets up and stretches to go get another drink*

7 Nov 09, 23:45
Spidey: Dude, Exodus is one of her Regulars, she's got a price tag that comes with being high class.

7 Nov 09, 23:45
Iron Fist: Dude it's only dinner and a damn movie

7 Nov 09, 23:45
Hiro: -stands up and bows to LM- Good Day Milady.

7 Nov 09, 23:45
Spidey: *Before Cain can even call him* Iron Fist, from Cain a client of her's it's worth the money.

7 Nov 09, 23:44
Iron Fist: *eyes bulge* Five hundred bucks for that?!

[Nymph]

Hiro: (LOL)
18 Nov 09, 05:32
Hiro: -takes and other puff-
18 Nov 09, 05:32
Nymph: [Goes to put this in the funny cbox thingimawhatchit]
18 Nov 09, 05:31
Brandi Cypress on dsi: damn this slow thing
18 Nov 09, 05:31
Jono: <<PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAIN PLANET! *really needs to stop watching Robot Chicken.*>>
18 Nov 09, 05:31
Indulgence: ((Guess I'll be the damn dork))
18 Nov 09, 05:31
Magma: ....you sure? *walks blindly* I'm trusting you not to let me trip or fall into a fiery hot pit of lava
18 Nov 09, 05:31
Indulgence: ((*grumbles*))
18 Nov 09, 05:31
Nymph: [*sighs* We don't judge... losers are welcome too]
18 Nov 09, 05:31
Nymph: [too late juice girl]
18 Nov 09, 05:31
Hiro: (Errr....Dweeb?)
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Indulgence: ((Damn, I wanted freak))
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Captain Planet: With your powers combine, I am Captain Planet!
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Madrox #5 [Arthur]: [captain planet! he's the hero! gonna take polution down to zero!]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Jono: <<Erm, erm...Dork! Wait, damn!>>
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Nymph: [I'm the freak!!! me mememememememememmeme]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Magma: [*raises hand* I didn't know what that was. what does that make me?]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Hawthorne: *The taxi returns to the cbox, and Taylor gets out, opening Amara's door, he gets her to step out. He is now standing behind her, with his hands covering her eyes* Almost there...
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Madrox #5 [Arthur]: [... i call nerd.]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Indulgence: ((With your powers combined... I am.. CAPTAIN PLANET! *cue theme*))
Captain Planet: With your powers combine, I am Captain Planet!
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Madrox #5 [Arthur]: [captain planet! he's the hero! gonna take polution down to zero!]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Jono: <<Erm, erm...Dork! Wait, damn!>>
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Nymph: [I'm the freak!!! me mememememememememmeme]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Magma: [*raises hand* I didn't know what that was. what does that make me?]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Hawthorne: *The taxi returns to the cbox, and Taylor gets out, opening Amara's door, he gets her to step out. He is now standing behind her, with his hands covering her eyes* Almost there...
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Madrox #5 [Arthur]: [... i call nerd.]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Indulgence: ((With your powers combined... I am.. CAPTAIN PLANET! *cue theme*))
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Nymph: [Holy hell we are a bunch of geeks, freaks, nerds, dorks, and dweebs]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Madrox #5 [Arthur]: [yes! *can't believe she just got that to happen*]
18 Nov 09, 05:30
Jono: <<*is so seeing the Robot Chicken Captain Planet sketch*>>
18 Nov 09, 05:29
Hiro: (CAPTAIN PLANET!!)
18 Nov 09, 05:29
Nymph: [lmao!!]
18 Nov 09, 05:29
Indulgence: ((Heart!))
18 Nov 09, 05:29
Magma: Erm... okay *closes her eyes but secretly peaks*
18 Nov 09, 05:29
Madrox #5 [Arthur]: Well, music, box, play with cars and stuff *Shrugs*
18 Nov 09, 05:29
Jubilee: [Fire!]
18 Nov 09, 05:29
Jono: <Water! *is so not getting stuck with Heart*>>
18 Nov 09, 05:29
Brandi Cypress on dsi: *yawns randomly hug everyone*
18 Nov 09, 05:29
Madrox: [wind!]
18 Nov 09, 05:28
Nymph: [Earth]
18 Nov 09, 05:28
Nymph: [Nymph says she would have been able to get you the horse]
18 Nov 09, 05:28
Madrox: [*so she doesn't know if she should be afraid*]
18 Nov 09, 05:28
Indulgence: ((crack))
18 Nov 09, 05:28
Madrox: [... *not sure what bender does?*]
18 Nov 09, 05:28
Nymph:
18 Nov 09, 05:28
Madrox: [jules, you have no choice. lol. *laps up the huggling like the ho she is*]
18 Nov 09, 05:27
Jono: <<...And then I tried to buy the horse a prostitute?>>

[rogue]

1 Feb 10, 02:03
Hozuki: ......I'm guessing no.
1 Feb 10, 02:02
Sam: Hell no
1 Feb 10, 02:02
Brand: No
1 Feb 10, 02:02
Jubilee: No.
1 Feb 10, 02:02
Toad: No.
1 Feb 10, 02:02
Hozuki: Is it a good idea to ask who Vixen is?
1 Feb 10, 02:02
Toad: *scoffs* You gave me th' bomb D:
1 Feb 10, 02:02
Sierra: Working on my new car *glares at Toad
1 Feb 10, 02:01
Jubilee: -sprinkles garlic powder and holy water in case Vixen should ever try and return- >.>
1 Feb 10, 02:01
Toad: Away >:I obviously.
1 Feb 10, 02:01
Brand: Wow, where the hell have you been?
1 Feb 10, 02:01
Sierra: *rolls eyes* There just friends sheesh
1 Feb 10, 02:01
Toad: I didn' know she liked 'im D:
1 Feb 10, 02:01
Riley: *drapes her arms over his shoulders*
1 Feb 10, 02:01
Elektra: yeah, her.
1 Feb 10, 02:01
Toad: Prostitute? Nymph?
1 Feb 10, 02:01
Hozuki: -sighs softly-
1 Feb 10, 02:00
Elektra: Join the club. I'm scared I'll lose Matt to a prostitute.
1 Feb 10, 02:00
Riley: <33
1 Feb 10, 01:59
Toad: So yeah, point is, love an' me don't exac'ly work out most'a th' time.
1 Feb 10, 01:59
Hozuki: -is kissed all eskimo-like-
1 Feb 10, 01:59
Toad: Don't remind me. *takes a large swig*
1 Feb 10, 01:59
Elektra: Yeah, but god. You were better off fucking a pig in the ass than with her.
1 Feb 10, 01:59
Riley: *giggles and eskimo kisses*
1 Feb 10, 01:58
Toad: You really fink I can be picky?!
1 Feb 10, 01:58
Brand: ........ *shakes head*
1 Feb 10, 01:58
Sam: Do we really have to count her?
1 Feb 10, 01:58
Toad: Look at me! *flails*
1 Feb 10, 01:58
Hozuki: I missed that too. -chuckles, even thought it was a cheesey joke-
1 Feb 10, 01:58
Elektra: Vixen? Good god, what the fuck were you thinking?
1 Feb 10, 01:58
Toad: *twitches* It never went anywhere with Wanda...an' I was talkin' about Vixen an' Ana.
1 Feb 10, 01:57
Elektra: We all know it's not. Strike one with Wanda, strike two with Penny.

Bottom to top! XD

[rogue]

23 Jun 10, 22:37
Keller: ...What?
23 Jun 10, 22:36
Noriko: ...-glares at Julian-
23 Jun 10, 22:35
Keller: Probably a long, arduous journey that many have undertaken before.
23 Jun 10, 22:35
Gladiator: Uranus is also barren and lifeless.
23 Jun 10, 22:34
Pixie: *didn't snicker. honest*
23 Jun 10, 22:34
Noriko: Tried Uranus?
23 Jun 10, 22:34
Gladiator: No Noriko, those worlds are without life, we need a populated planet.
23 Jun 10, 22:33
Pixie: T.T
23 Jun 10, 22:33
Pixie: ....... seek a new world? I've seen Stargate, I know how that works!!!
23 Jun 10, 22:33
Noriko: Tried Venus yet? Or how about Neptune?
23 Jun 10, 22:33
Pixie: wait, whut.
23 Jun 10, 22:32
Gladiator: On my homeworld, of Rockstonia, we rocked so hard it shattered the foundations of the planet itself! Now we seek a new world to embrace our totally awesome ways.
23 Jun 10, 22:31
Noriko: Guess so.
23 Jun 10, 22:31
Pixie: *anime-esque faint*
23 Jun 10, 22:31
Keller: ...So that theory about being the only intelligent life in the universe is true.
23 Jun 10, 22:31
Noriko: ...gtfo.
23 Jun 10, 22:31
Gladiator: To Rock! *pulls out a guitar and begins to shred a most gnarly tune*
23 Jun 10, 22:31
Claire: *listens * I wonder....
23 Jun 10, 22:31
Pixie: which is....?
23 Jun 10, 22:30
Gladiator: I have come to your world with but one purpose........
23 Jun 10, 22:27
Pixie: hmm.... shame we don't have a SWORD here..... *shrugs* oh well.
23 Jun 10, 22:27
Pixie: Sweet.
23 Jun 10, 22:27
Gladiator: Not at all.
23 Jun 10, 22:26
Noriko: So we're being invaded?
23 Jun 10, 22:25
Gladiator: The Shi'Ar are what you would call an alien race.
23 Jun 10, 22:25
Pixie: Oh. Cool.
23 Jun 10, 22:25
Noriko: What is a shiar?
23 Jun 10, 22:25
Keller: No, but that was Latin.
23 Jun 10, 22:24
Pixie: You speak alien?
23 Jun 10, 22:23
Keller: Means "Who goes before".
23 Jun 10, 22:23
Pixie: Praetor?
23 Jun 10, 22:22
Gladiator: I am Gladiator, Praetor to the Imperial Guard of the Shi'Ar.
23 Jun 10, 22:22
Keller: No idea, but my money is on Captain Planet's evil twin.
23 Jun 10, 22:21
Pixie: Some alien guy. Knows me as the bane of my foes.
23 Jun 10, 22:21
Noriko: Who the hell is the grape guy?

Bottom to top as usual.

[Ghost]

25 Jun 10, 03:00
Nightcrawler: Ja. Ironic.
25 Jun 10, 03:00
Northstar: ...and you came out catholic?
25 Jun 10, 03:00
Pixie: *huggles Kurt*
25 Jun 10, 02:59
Nightcrawler: mein mutter ist Mystique und mein vater ist ze devil?