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Post by wisdom on Oct 2, 2009 22:07:05 GMT
Granted, but she introduces you to the wonders of bondage and you spend the next seven years in therapy.
I wish I could take back some of the things I've done in the name of Queen and Country.
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Post by halo on Oct 2, 2009 22:10:51 GMT
Granted, but then you ended up doing things for the Crown Prince that no man should have to do.
I wish that I never mustered out.
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Post by tamer on Oct 3, 2009 3:27:51 GMT
Granted, but then you end up with a boring desk job for the next twenty years.
I wish that Bumblebee was real.
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Post by halo on Oct 3, 2009 3:34:00 GMT
Granted, but then he leaves ya calling you lame and goes find a hobo to live with.
I wish for a full bottle of Jack.
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Post by psylocke on Oct 3, 2009 3:52:43 GMT
Granted, but you end up dropping it
I wish Emma wasn't such a bitch
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Post by halo on Oct 3, 2009 4:27:41 GMT
Granted but now she is worse than Sunny and your new best friend
I wish I didn't drop that last bottle of Jack.
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Post by psylocke on Oct 3, 2009 4:37:08 GMT
Granted, but it turned out to be tea
I wish Sabretooth had a girlfriend
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Post by Morphia on Oct 3, 2009 4:47:02 GMT
Granted, but she's underaged and pregnant.
I wish I had Lamborgini. (SP?)
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Post by psylocke on Oct 3, 2009 4:51:21 GMT
Granted, but you end up crashing it
I wish Monet wasn't bitch
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Post by Cyclops on Oct 3, 2009 7:57:23 GMT
Granted, but now she's your annoying best friend and hangs around you ALL THE TIME!
I wish I could control my powers.
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Post by Morphia on Oct 3, 2009 18:13:39 GMT
Done, you can now control your powers but not your bladder. Your the laughing stock of every one considering your the only Xman who has to where a diaper (nappy).
I wish I had a huge house with tons of servants to wait on me.
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Post by kimura on Oct 3, 2009 19:29:54 GMT
Granted, but they tie you up and take over the house
I wish I could sell Bengali's babies on the black market
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Post by arun on Oct 3, 2009 19:38:51 GMT
Granted, but their second cousins hunt you down and put you in a straightjacket.
I wish that I had a pet dragon.
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Post by Morphia on Oct 3, 2009 20:26:35 GMT
Granted but he eats you.
I wish I was the ultimate ruler of the world.
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Post by sabretooth on Oct 3, 2009 20:57:24 GMT
Granted but you soon die of a heart attack
I wish Morphia's ego wasn't so big
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