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Post by arun on Oct 3, 2009 20:59:20 GMT
Granted, but he then suffers from low self esteem and commits suicide.
I wish my power didnt' hurt me.
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Post by bengali on Oct 3, 2009 21:01:43 GMT
Granted, but then your power hurts other people
I wish I knew why I attract younger women <-< )( Toad's wish )(
I wish I had something fresh to eat...)( Ben's wish )(
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Post by arun on Oct 3, 2009 21:03:06 GMT
Granted, but then you can't do it anymore.
I wish that I could live happily ever after.
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Post by Morphia on Oct 3, 2009 21:04:31 GMT
Granted, only life gets boring so you kill your self.
(BTW I"M A CHICK)
I wish Jordan would realize men don't have breasts in their sigs.
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Post by arun on Oct 3, 2009 21:28:39 GMT
Granted, but she realizes too late and men have already changed.
Heh, whoops. Wasn't thinking.
I wish that my brain worked.
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Post by sabretooth on Oct 3, 2009 22:55:47 GMT
Granted, but then your head exploded
I wish Nassr would stop trying to kill me
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Post by wisdom on Oct 3, 2009 23:04:11 GMT
Granted, but instead you two quickly become inseparable and start a touring folk band.
I wish I could get rid of that damn reputation for liking younger women.
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Post by halo on Oct 3, 2009 23:09:18 GMT
Granted, but then you really start liking younger women
I wish we could all just get along
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Post by amber on Oct 4, 2009 1:54:22 GMT
Granted but then we'd all be bored out of our mines and kill ourselves.
I wish I had friends like Morgan, Jack, and Jose.
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Post by Death on Oct 4, 2009 3:37:06 GMT
Granted, but it's only because your an Alcoholic and their real names are Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels and Jose Curveo(sp?)
I wish I could go back to my own time.
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Post by sabretooth on Oct 4, 2009 15:05:55 GMT
Granted, but the earth has been taken over by robot's that kill everyone human and mutant alike
I wish Magneto would admit his daughter is a slut
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Post by Death on Oct 4, 2009 16:07:23 GMT
Granted, but instead of taking positive steps to enforce better behavior he sells her to a brothel.
(Wouldn't put it past him)
I wish I had a pony!
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Post by Chain on Oct 4, 2009 23:37:27 GMT
Granted but all it does is fill a room up with pony pooh and won't let you near it.
I had an unlimited supply of cash.
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Post by Morphia on Oct 5, 2009 15:40:39 GMT
Granted, but government sees it as fraud and takes it from you.
I wish my former employer still gave me benefits.
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Post by arun on Oct 5, 2009 18:32:57 GMT
granted, but then he's no longer a former employer.
I wish I could fly.
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